Health Care...

The definition of liberal: The ability to look reality dead in the
eye, then ignore it.

**The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care** While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my
sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I
am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to
suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A
new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of20you
anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood
pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Lets take care of the
young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
SO HERE IS THE SOLUTION. WHEN YOU TURN 70, YOU GET A GUN AND 4
BULLETS. YOU ARE AL LOWED TO SHOOT 2 SENATORS AND 2
REPRESENTATIVES. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you
will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care
you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee,
kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for
all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too
old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have
to pay any income tax.

"UNTIL ONE HAS LOVED AN ANIMAL, PART OF THEIR SOUL REMAINS
UNAWAKENED."